May 2013
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
beifag:
k1mkardashian:
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
the-1-4nd-0nly:
lokis-taking-gallifrey:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
took them long enough
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porterlicious:
It’s not much yet, but we’re recording and we’re gonna start playing shows soon! www.twitter.com/baddecisionsnw www.facebook.com/baddecisionsnw
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– Fires, David Ramirez (via qodless)
