dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
the-1-4nd-0nly: lokis-taking-gallifrey: friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant they’re actually trying to do that in some places took them long enough
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snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
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